A comedy podcast with Mark Hamill where he talks in-depth about Corvette Summer, his first movie after Star Wars.
I did a podcast with Mark Hamill, Annie Potts and Steve Molaro. Steve was showrunner on The Big Bang Theory and is co-creator of Young Sheldon. He wanted to talk about Corvette Summer – a 1978 film starring Mark and Annie (who is on Young Sheldon), so he persuaded them to come along for the ride. It’s a comedy podcast, so there’s lots of teasing and laughing – but also more serious discussion about how Mark wanted to do a low-key film after Star Wars and how he tried to move into new characters. What it was like for Annie doing her first film and for both of them, whether actors should go back to watch previous performances and how they see their earlier work. Of course the thrust is about Corvette Summer itself, how it was filmed, how the characters changed and more. Steve talks about writing for a big TV show and what it’s like living with established characters. It’s interesting to listen to all of them, but for /starwars it’s a unique insight into what Hamill was thinking just as his star was ascending. Website http://istya.libsyn.com/ep-266-corvette-summer-1978-movie-review iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ep-266-corvette-summer-1978-movie-review/id905724484?i=1000482703450 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/episode/6QQCODqXQ2TdfNnaj0eiN2?si=COINTHJ_S0-XMKHcbhTxRQ Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCXeWG5WCwA
This journey started with YouTube decided to randomly suggest a couple clips of Monk solving crimes, including the pilot episode (Mr. monk and the Candidate) and developed into an amazing journey. Couldn't have asked for a better ending tho, real nicely wrapped up; it had closure, suspense, thrill and that last song was just beautiful. Dude was cringey af at his worst and dearly lovable at his best, but overall I've gotta say I real enjoyed the show. A LOT of directing errors (door open one scene, next scene it's closed, then consequent scene it's open again) but who cares when you have a story, cast and characters this brilliant. Also very very pleasantly surprised by all those guest appearances. Willie Nelson, Julie Bowen (Desperate Housewives), Jeffrey Donovan (Burn Notice), Sarah Silverman, Snoop Dogg, Stanley Tucci (who was once roommates with Tony Chalhoub), Gary Cole (of the 'that would be great' meme fame lol), Melora Hardin, Rainn Wilson, Angela Kinsey (The Office), Nick Offerman (Parks & Rec), Laurie Metcalf (Big Bang Theory, Sheldon's mother), Lance Barber (Young Sheldon), Virginia Madsen (Designated Survivor), gosh I could go on. Lot of who's who in later years that I saw appearing on Monk. Basically what I'm trying to say is it's been wonderful and I really hope and wish I could start over again with a blank slate! Now I know what the fuss was all about.
I need help thinking of a good name for a TBBT themed YouTube vlog
I recently discovered a series called The Muppet Vlog on YouTube in which a popular YT critic named ElectricDragon reviewed every individual episode of The Muppet Show in order. After watching his videos, I thought it would be fun to make my own similar series but only dedicated to my personal favorite sitcom:The Big Bang Theory as opposed to The Muppet Show. I would review all of the TBBT episodes and then once I've finished up with those, move on to Young Sheldon as well. The thing is however:I'm having a hard time coming up with a good, catchy name for such a channel that people would remember. Could anyone else here please help me come up with one? All I could come up with was The Big Bang Vlog and that's about as bland/boring as it gets.
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Professor Layton vs Ace Attorney - My Thoughts and Review (Hexology pt. 2)
This review is best enjoyed on PC, where you can right-click the hyperlinks and tab out once you've seen the clips. I solemnly swear no link in this video redirects to Rick Astley. If you wish to read on mobile, by all means, but please do check out the links - they're there to add to this review.
A few months ago I wrote a review of the six main Professor Layton games and shared it with this sub.You can read it here if you missed it or want to reread itbut at the end of the review, I promised you all my thoughts on what I thought of Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney once I got round to playing it. Well, here it is. This review willcontain spoilers for the story of the game, so if you want to know what I think of the game here it is: I loved it. This game was exactly everything I wanted a crossover to be since I first learned of its inception way back in 2011. I have been a die-hard fan of Professor Layton since it first came out, as well as the main series Ace Attorney games. As such an avid fan of both series this game feels like it was practically made for me, u/JunpeiHarry, personally. If you’re unsure if you’ll like the game or not, I’ll try my best to lay out what you’ve got in your hands before I start getting into heavy spoiler territory. My TL;DR recommendation isYes, play this gamebut I appreciate you might need more convincing. The game is divided into two different gameplay modes that will be familiar to AA fans but not Layton ones. The first is the courtroom mode, where you play as Ace Attorney’s Phoenix Wright to solve mysteries (nearly always murder cases) using evidence and legal procedure. AA is famously not a whodunnit – many times you’ll figure out the guy literally called Evilbas Turd is the culprit, but the fun in the game comes from figuring out HOW they did it yourself and telling the game through presenting evidence when asked loaded questions by the judge. That Evilbas Turd guy wasn't me being pedantic, by the way. AA is notorious for abysmally punny names. Edit: Having played through some of Katrielle and the Millionaire's Conspiracy, I would like to amend that somewhat since Professor Layton has also got some truly godawful punny names. The second mode is the “investigation” mode – this is the bit in AA where Phoenix steps out of the courtroom to wander around the murder scene, talking to witnesses and searching for evidence that may not have been pertinent to the case at the time. In PLvAA, the investigation sections remain relatively unchanged – but they have been overhauled so they are essentially the Layton experience (3DS games specifically – if you played Azran Legacy or Miracle Mask, you’ll jump right in here.) How much you’ll get out of this game will depend on how much you like the gameplay of both series. So, if you want, let’s play a game: Put your left thumb up, down, or in the middle depending on how much you like Layton. Do the same with your other hand for Ace Attorney. Then match it up to this helpful chart to see if you’d enjoy PLvAA.
Layton 👍
Layton 👉
Layton 👎
Wright 👍
Stop reading. Play this. Come back when you’re done, I’ll wait. This game, like me, was practically made for you.
There aren’t as many courtroom scenes in this game as the main series, but they’re far more novel and memorable.
I still very much recommend you play this, even though the balance of the game is 70-30 in favor of Layton.
Wright 👉
You should play this game. If you’ve never played AA, this is a perfect trial (no pun intended) of the series and may well lead you to your new favorite set of games.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
If you’re being honest to god serious, I’d consider watching a Let’s Play. Slyzer did a no-commentary run of the game but honestly, you’d enjoy playing it more than watching it.
Wright 👎
I still very much recommend you play this, but there’s no shame in using a guide for the courtroom segments if you’re no good at them.
If you’re being honest to god serious, I’d consider watching a Let’s Play. Slyzer did a no-commentary run of the game but honestly, you’d enjoy playing it more than watching it.
Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney was my favorite Professor Layton game out of all of them, and certainly a very strong introduction to the AA franchise for newer fans. This game is the equivalent of an Italian chef kissing his fingers, a dish so sublime the Lord and Gord on Ramsey couldn't fault… but I’m about to talk a lot of shit about it.
Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney
Firstly, we need to talk about context. I've been playing Ace Attorney since April 2009 and Layton since, well, probably then too. I love Ace Attorney like a son but since many people here on ProfessorLayton may not I'd like to give some context to all the games I have played before I touched this game.
Curious Village (x4 at least)
Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney (several, including LPs. I've beaten Rise From The Ashes three full times and the other cases more than I know.)
Diabolical Box (x2)
Phoenix Wright: Justice for All (x2 minimum, plus LPs)
Unwound Future (x2, counting an LP watch)
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations (x2 EXCEPT case 3-2 and the final case. Did not like any new characters in that case, and the finale I will replay once I've beaten the series in a row like I did with Layton. I'm playing the remaster and currently on 2-3.)
Last Spectre
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (x2, plus an LP. Great game but fuck that music puzzle, am I right?)
Miracle Mask
Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies (just the once at Christmas 2013. I need to go back and replay this, I really liked it.)
Azran Legacy (x2, counting an LP watch)
Miles Edgeworth: Ace Attorney Investigations (x2, but can't say I've replayed every case. I keep meaning to watch the translated LP of the sequel but, honestly, I'd rather play it.
As you can see, I'm more familiar with Ace Attorney than Layton, but I have played Layton most recently. I am currently playing through the PS4 remaster of the first three AA games (also available on 2DS and 3DS, if you're playing through Layton yourself). I used to be very passionate about AA but as you can see I've dropped off a lot of that enthusiasm in my adult years. The reason I give you this context is to support my criticism - my opinion may be fallible, but my opinionisinformed. If you think I'm nitpicking here or there, then I understand - but know that if a design decision irks me, there's years of context backing it up and I'm not just knee-jerking because the dish came with onions but the menu didn't say "comes with onions". Also, it must be said, I don't have the time or the character limit to dissect every section of the story. Having re-read the review in post, this feels more like a review of the trials and not the game as a whole. If you're reading this, I assume you know the story butif you need a refresher, please look it up on the Wiki.
Here’s where the review begins in earnest. Those of you who aren’t ready, back out now – the rest of you, buckle up.
The first thing you hear when you start the game is the title theme, and what a song it is. Sweeping, powerful, it sets the tone of the game and what to expect perfectly. This song was made for an FMV cutscene - I don't know that officially, but considering the title screen is just a courtroom with the fire burning in the crucible it's oddly out of place. I don't have the skill to do it myself, butif you play that track and watch the famous cutscene from Curious Village (CV SPOILERS)you'll see what I mean. The game starts with a young girl being chased by witches, accompanied by a very Professor Layton-esque character. Carmine Accidenti (Ace Attorney naming conventions), the most major minor character in this game, is rushing the girl to Professor Layton, in order to request his help to solve the mystery of Labyrinthia. I'm not going to say he's a bad character but he's honestly pointless - he's put in an ambulance and never mentioned again in any meaningful capacity. The writers really could have tried here and they didn't. Imagine for a moment that Espella still ends up at Layton's door, but instead carrying a letter from Miles Edgeworth himself whose discovered a strange operation is going on but, because he's American, has no authority to investigate and thus must ask his father's acquaintance to check it out on his behalf. Layton never gets done reading the letter because then the witches come just as Edgeworth outlines what he knows as it does in game. That's off the top of my head. I'm sure with enough time and effort someone could really string together something that makes sense despite the fact this game is officially non-canon in both universes. Back to Espella. I don't like her. That's a bit harsh. No, it's not that I don't like her - she's your typical Layton client asking to solve a mystery, but her name. It just rubs me the wrong way. She's called Espella Cantabella and, honestly, the rhyme is just so forced. Any Layton veteran knows that when the characters have voices in cutscenes, it's a special moment. Because the NDS games couldn't hold an entire game of voice acting, when you heard Christopher Robin Miller as Layton start to lay down the shit you sat up and paid attention. The 3DS tech meant that more of these scenes were included (yay) but in damn near every one you hear the characters insist on calling her by her full name, Espella Cantabella, and you can almost hear the awkward clunk of the rhyme like a silver gong crashing to the ground. Other than that, she's fine as a character. I don't like it when she looks at me head-on, especially when she's doing the "possessed" fish face thing, but other than that, it's fine. Also, Layton fans, that's an AA thing. Layton's characters hang to the sides so you can watch the interactions, but AA does it head-on. The reason for that is because in Layton, you're not the Professor. You're the friend of Luke's who gets a letter, and thus you're imagining the interactions as a third-party (funny how we forget that, in't it?). AA has you face many characters head-on (outside of court) because in those games you ARE Phoenix Wright. If those moments feel off to you, then that may go some way to explain why. I don't really have a lot to say about the Prologue, as it does an adequate job of easing you into the story. Phoenix Wright and Maya are flying in from Los Angeles, Japanifornia for a special Legal League of Attorney's (a "Justice" league, some might say). If you're thrown by the fact Phoenix is a regular dude and Maya is a Japanese Kimono girl, you'd have to play the first AA game. The simple gist is the AA games take place in a weird, "Japanifornia" style country because the first few games didn't see English releases. When they did, none of the Japanese backgrounds were changed but the game told you it was definitely Los Angeles, USA, leading to this strange juxtaposition: That said, if you can buy into Professor Layton's \"Victorian Times but they've had a moon landing\" setting, you can buy into Ace Attorney's \"Japanifornia\". Anyway, through one contrivance or another, Wright ends up in court defending Espella, giving you context on how THEY get involved in the story. Now, every AA game has a first trial, which essentially acts as a tutorial. To say this trial is a write-off is a bit much, (AA3's first trial sets you up to shit the bed come case 3-4) but it's nearly never pertinent to the larger story. This is the same in PLvAA. My problem with this trial isn't the tutorial - it's needed for new players and AA always finds a reasonable excuse to put it in every game to fit the story. The problem is the story - the jewel heist is totally, absolutely, unrelated whatsoever to the story of the game. It's a little bit of AA fanservice, yes, but other than that it's pointless. Doing the writers jobs for them again, all that would be needed is to change the owner of the boat to the Labrelum Corp. The boat was smuggling shit to Labyrnthia and the employees thought Espella was trespassing - they didn't know she was from there because they get paid to sail the ship not meet and greet. Since Espella lived there all her life, the staff'd never have seen her even if they did anyway. At least that meaningfully ties into the ending of the story, rewarding you for keeping it in mind. Sorry. I should review the game I played, not the one I'd like to make. There was another thing I didn't like about the starting trial... the voice acting. Phoenix's actor phoned in his Objection, Hold It and Take That lines, and I'm honestly a bit annoyed about it. The original ones on the DS I remember were bitcrushed to all hell, but they seem to capture it just fine in the remasters. Trevor White does an adequate job, but was Ben Judd really so busy or expensive as to reprise a couple of lines? I know that's a nitpick, a real stretch to criticise if you only know Layton's games, but any AA fans here will pick up on it like dogs smelling sausages.
The first thing I noticed when I got to Labyrinthia was that the introduction with the wagon driver was eerily familiar. https://old.reddit.com/ProfessorLayton/comments/dg7qbg/ten_out_of_ten_for_the_introduction_of_professo It might just be me. Regardless, a bit more story happens and we get to meet the cast of characters and explore the setting of Labyrinthia. This is where the Layton aspects really come into their own and the puzzles start getting creative. The Puzzle theme is sublime, and the characters are just as over the top as Layton fans would expect. Honestly, I don't have a lot to say about this part of the game because I don't have a lot of faults to find with it. I very much liked that the Parade theme in the cutscene was later used (albeit only in motif) as the Storyteller's theme. To briefly recap the story, the characters all meet, then Espella gets arrested for setting two crooks on fire. Once we're in the courtroom, we're playing as Phoenix and introduced to a concept that was both really novel and fun but I'm glad didn't become a mainstay - multiple witnesses. If you want a summary of the trial, you can view that here on the AA wiki - they do a far better job running it down than me, and I have a character limit so I can only focus on what irks me. The things I liked:
Zacharias Barnham. He's great and while you might think he's a Primark Edgeworth (USA, read Wal-Mart Own Brand Edgeworth) his theme is just as good atmospherically and for a one-off character I couldn't do better if I tried.
The Witnesses - putting Layton characters in the position of witnesses was really novel and in this trial, worked really well. At least, until:
The things I disliked:
Emeer. My god, I hated this character. He's the second-worst character in the game (emphasis on second) and I got really sick of his shit by the end of this case. I liked how his name worked into undoing the witch's plan but honestly, I was glad to see him gone by the end of the case never to reappear (I know.). Wendy Oldbag, he was not.
Kira.The only thing I don't like about Kira is her name. Evilbas Turd logic strikes again, it seems. Using Kira to mean "Killer" is a Japanese holdover that might have worked in a world where Death Note never entered the public mainstream. Thing was, however - it had. In fact, I'm willing to bet Death Note was most relevant just when this game came out and if anyone was caught off-guard by Kira they were either very young or very oblivious.
The soundbites, but I'll talk about that in Trial 2.
TRIAL TWO: THE GOLDEN TRIAL
Once again, I've little to say between trial one and two in terms of story progression, but we do get to meet a new character called Jean Greyerl and... I'd like to talk about a character from Ace Attorney. This woman is from Ace Attorney: Justice for All (game 2) and will not be named for spoiler reasons. If you know her name, however, you probably also already see my point. This woman, who shall remain nameless to protect Layton fans curious about Ace Attorney from spoilers, has an androgynous name. By that, what I mean is, her name would fit either a man or a woman. Names like Ashley, Jean, Jordan, Sam, Danny (at a stretch but I do know a Danielle that prefers Danny). The problem with androgynous names is that although they work for both genders, they skew towards one gender than another. Ashley is normally a girls name, Jordan is normally a boys name - Sam is the true neutral, although you'll usually guess the right gender from context. This woman's name skews heavily, heavily towards the masculine side. If you heard it, you'd think she was a man. In fact, that becomes a plot point in the case she's involved in, where someone makes a fuck up and says "Yes, I met him." That fuck-up ends up unraveling the whole case, the whole GAME, and it behooves me to not say more than that. Why is this relevant, you ask? Because Jean Greyerl's name leans heavily towards the feminine side. The game has already told you, practically hammered it in, that only women can be witches. And then you meet this boy, who looks arguably feminine, with a very gender-neutral VO and a name most people would hear and think "I thought Jean was a girl's name.", at least in English. The problem isn't that it fooled no one. The problem is the game acts like it did upon the \"revelation\". This trope, the "Other Gender Reveal", is not that hard to pull off correctly. It is NOT. Persona and Danganronpa both did it well enough at the time (although those games had an edge, since I doubt many non-Japanese are familiar with their gender-neutral names), even if they are now a "No, Luke. I AM your father" trope. Processing img gvs5eitcyf241... Anyway, let's skip to the courtroom. Now, we've all seen a Disney film and know that Layton can't really die. We know he can't really be a statue... but at the same time, it's Layton. Layton games aren't about you figuring out the mystery - it's watching Layton tell you how it works and reveling at just how much sense it does make when it shouldn't. Out of all the characters, who is going to figure out the trick? Not Wright, anyway - and yet the game makes us do that. It's great. And sadly, it's the only part of the trial I like. Things I dislike about the trial:
Emeer. He's back and he's large and in charge. "oh, but the characters are sick of his shit this time too!". That doesn't make it okay. That doesn't make it funny. He derails already long trials further with his shit and he needs a good fucking slap.
Mailer. There was one bit where she screeches "SIIIIIIR!" at the top of her voice, and the game puts in a microphone screech sound to show how everyone else's ears are ringing too. That was a little funny. What wasn't funny was the other five times when she screeches SIIIIIIIIR and my ears bled for no fucking good reason.
THIS CUNT.
Oh yeah, he gets his own segment. This is Birdly. This Metaton looking sack of ballbags plays the lute and is a foil/parody of another bard, Bardly, who we met earlier in the story. You know how at the beginning in the context section I said I never played AA3's case 3-2 more than once? Do you know why? There are three characters that case introduces and I don't like any of them. The first is this cocknose called Luke Atmey. He's a smug, unbearable, "Do you go to the Cloud District often?" prat and I hate him. Of course, you're MEANT to hate him. His name literally says it all. Well done, designers, making a character I was meant to want to punch. But no, I won't "love to hate" him. He's just an abhorrent knob and if there's a character I love to hate, then I'm just going to play case 3 with Alolan Phoenix Wright. The second and third character I don't like is Ron DeLite, and his wide Desireé. Desireé, the wife, is a boring, bland, vapid character whos only real character trait is "I like to spend all my husband's money on expensive shit". AA fans, if we ever got to meet her not as Ron's wife but as one of Larry's girlfriends, I would argue she was fantastically written. He was in that fucking case. She contributes nothing to the investigation to exonerate her husband, however. And Ron - he's a crybaby whiner who steals expensive artwork and shit to sell because he's too much a timid prat to say to his wife "Baby, I love you, but you're bleeding me dry." Fuck 'em. I'm not looking forward to replaying that in the remaster when I get there, and I hope I'm wrong. Anyway, Turdly is all three of these characters rolled up into one. He screeches like Ron (I forgot to mention, Ron also has this bad habit of screeching like Mailer. It's really annoying), he's as stuck up his own arse as Luke and contributes as much as Desireé. His testimony is worthless - each one a haiku of shite that gives no evidence to the case at hand. And that twang. Turdly plays the lute, but everytime he has a textbox the game plays a bagpipe soundbite, which gets old really fucking fast. It gets even worse later on, when he gets upset, and the bagpipe plays an ever more annoyed "deflated" sound.
Never, never in my life have I said"ewiemanewie ewiemanuwie" and meant that, and meantthat. Sorry, too much JonTron on the brain. Never, never in my life have I turned off the sound in an Ace Attorney game because it was physically painful to listen to. I have dealt with annoying characters and annoying puzzles (the badger vase is fine, but the Apollo Justice music one can fuck off country style) in Ace Attorney but never said to myself "the music? Yeah, I'd rather have the silence of my dark thoughts rattling around my head than the twang of a bagpipe full of bumblebees if bumblebees were busy being ballbags."
Alright, I'm losing steam now, and I imagine the readers are as well. This is where the story hits a climax, and you have to interrogate all ten guards at once. I like the idea of the ten guard cross-examination. What I don't like is how eight or nine of them are new characters, right at the end of the game, so you have no reason to form a connection to them. I remember, maybe like three - the girl one, the short Scottish one (Dzibilchaltunchunchucmil, and I liked how the only one who could say his name was Maya because it's Mayan) and Wordsworth, because he's a recurring character. I'm not saying I want to say Emeer again. I would never say that. But instead of two masochistic knights vying for the attention of the girl one, why not have the regular villagers like Pryce (John Cleese man) or perhaps Cutter who filled in from time to time as guards when they needed a hand. Hey, here's an idea - you could have had Johnny Smiles from the prologue as one of the knights as he got too wrapped up in the mystery to be left a loose end after the London incident. You wouldn't even need to mention it, just make it an allusion for the player. That would have gone a long way to making the characters memorable. Was navigating ten testimonies at once, with the "Hang on!" mechanic, fun? Yeah, it was. But I'm also glad it, for this reason, it wasn't used before or since. A three-chapter-long trial was exhausting, and god help if you don't know what you're doing but got this far on sheer force of will. Layton as the prosecutor was novel and caught me off guard, though I still think Barnham and Darklaw were great prosecutors. The thing I didnt' like about this one was the mystery of Bezella. Now, it makes sense, the whole "bell" and "fire festival" thing, but the game really complicated things here. The bell came from an old-timey civilization (read, Azran) but the game is clearly set just before Unwound Future in the Layton timeline. Layton England already exists in a time nexus without adding that on top of it. In the Wright universe, the game is set somewhere between AA3 and AA4 (read, just before Trudy's adoption). Neither are canon, but that's where I would (logically) place them. The Bezella bit really threw me. So, obviously there's no witch. But the Azran had a legend of a witch, and then the Bell was Bezella, then the Fire was Bezella, then the Dragon was Bezella but the dragon was a panel on the tower which Espella saw the fire? Yeah, this felt really needlessly complex. Just say the Azran thought the witch cursed the bell and the archeologists fucked up translation. That was all that had to be said. Painting the machines in Vantablack and that's why you couldn't see them? Sounds hokey but it's not like you can see your nose (you can, you just ignore it) or your glasses frames (same again) when you're wearing them. I didn't like that line where they said "Wright was just here by accident." I get that Wright is the punching bag of this game (usually it's Gumshoe) but Wright has his shit together when he needs to. Ending of JFA, anyone? That whole case, honestly. Even Edgeworth cotton on Wright's acting out in that case, and says it's not like him to be so scattered. What it should have been was "We took you by accident, Wright, because we thought you were that prosecutor Miles Edgeworth who stuck his nose into our business and wrote the letter to Layton so we needed you quiet". No, it's not my job to do the writing for the game for them. This excuse was an asspull and honestly, would have made that last cameo by Edgeworth a little more interesting, especially with the "let's hear your spell" line. Because that's the main failing of this game. The characters don't interact with one another like they should. We don't get a chapter playing as Layton because Wright turned to gold, and Layton thinking "I'm normally good at deducing these mysteries, but I must say, in the heat of the moment and under this pressure, I find it rather vexing." Or Wright exploring town, like he does, solving puzzles, like he does, but having to deal with mini-mysteries and juggle the "but a gentleman helps everyone in need" with his "I need to focus on the case at hand" mentality. Like a case from Katrielle but with Wright instead. The story, as a whole, is excellent. There's very little I would do to change the current story, but useless characters like Carmine (maybe Flynch, but I would have made him more Level-5 Layton looking than a British Winston Payne) should be cut and replaced with characters from AA and Layton. What's the point of a crossover that's non-canon if you don't make use of the characters in it? They'll never make a PLvAA 2, but if they did I'd hope they consider these points.
My final point is this game is fantastic. 4.8 out of 5, if you need a number. But it's those onions of bad design that stop this game being my favourite of all time.
Layton fans, if you enjoy this game then please look into the Ace Attorney Trilogy which is also on 3DS or 2DS (you'll have one if you're planning on playing all six main Layton games). You can also get the original trilogy separately on DS, but that may be more costly than it's worth and the remaster is $20 at most. You'll be able to play all the main AA games (there's six, I believe - I've not played the last one yet) on it too and only need to look out for a cart of AA4 - Apollo Justice - which is DS only, when the time comes. Wright fans, if you enjoyed this game then look into playing the rest of Layton's games. They're all on 2DS/3DS (the first four are DS only but are backwards compatible) and the first two are on mobile. The games are incredibly cheap second hand for what it's worth and each one has replay value once you've solved the mystery and want to go back to see the foreshadowing (though don't do that right away, give yourself time to forget the nuances else you'll get bored). Here's my review of all six Layton games which is a bit like this but in brief, because I wrote it at 3am immediately after beating Azran Legacy.Spoilers, obviously. If you liked the story of this game and the puzzle-solvingbut not so much the courtroom bits then consider a game called Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. The guys who made AA wrote it, designed the characters, and the game is fantastic. You play as a guy called Sissel, who has died and needs to find out who he is (amnesia) and why he died before the morning else his soul will vanish forever. It's all the charm of Layton (the aesthetic is, I would say, Comic Book-esque) and the puzzles are a bit more hands on "think, point and click" rather than "which window is Schrader's apartment". The story is top notch and you won't regret it. Great music, great characters, a fantastic time to be had all around and that ending will leave you in tears like Unwound Future, I'm sure. Slyzer did a non-commantary LP of that too, so I highly recommend you watch the first episode and see if it piques your interest. If you like solving puzzles and good stories but not timing-based puzzles, then I suggest the Zero Escape trilogy, available on DS, 3DS, PS4, Vita and PC. They're "escape room" puzzles, and the story is fantastic (especially if you like meaty, Shrodinger's Cat type stories.) It's not for everyone, maybe three percent of you - and two percent will have no doubt played and loved them. But for that one percent, my god. Get on it. If you liked the courtroom scenes but want a bit more murder-mystery then look into Danganronpa. I've only played the first two but it's a lot like the AA courtroom scenes but with a set cast you get to know better over time (like I was moaning about earlier). Again, most of you are probably on this already, but I don't know if everyone in the world has played Danganronpa. It's not as mainstream as people think. If you've any other recommendations please let me know, there's more that I haven't thought of that could easily appeal to fans of Layton. Edit as of 01/08/2020: I will not be reviewing Katrielle and the Millionaire's Conspiracy as first planned. I have finished three cases of that game and my initial impressions soon fell apart as I realized the game was simply... not for me, to put it diplomatically. My thoughts on Katrielle are as follows: Play this Layton game first, but absolutely do not play it last. I played the 3DS version, maybe the switch is better, but I found it incredibly fiddly when writing in answers because a tap on the screen did a "pond-ripple" effect rather than writing, and I had to double-tap just to write. I just... I just didn't like it, and I honestly don't expect it to get better. I figured the bird ate the camera roll... but the fact it SHIT ON THE ROLL, and Sheldon Cuntflaps was too proud to run the tape through the machine and cut it away shouldn't be lauded... it shouldn't even be laughed at. He should be fired for a) destruction of property and b) bringing an animal into work even though it was already against the rules. That was when I said "fuck this, I'm out", which was a shame. Also, the names were all over the place this time. Lowonida, the Celtic word for London and also "Law and Order"? Contrived but damn clever. But Sherl O. C. Kholmes? No. First time I heard that I think I actually, audibly retched. He even stumbles saying it in his puzzle victory speech. "They don't call me Sherl O. C. Kholmes for nothing." Maybe the O. C. stands for OC, like "My Sonic the Hedgehog OC DO NOT STEAL". What was wrong with "Watson"? Or, like Earnest says, "Shirley"? Sherlock Basset, Shirley Basset for short. There you go - that's a name everyone can fucking enjoy.
A "Quest" for in-flight Mile High Immersive Cinema.
On a recent flight in India on #Vistara air, I found it distracting to watch their in-flight entertainment on a cellphone screen, so dug out the Quest, connected to the free on-board wifi (no internet access) and was pleasantly surprised the Oculus web browser just worked. I saw CrazyRichAsians and an episode of YoungSheldon. - A full screen immersive Cinema experience, on-board - (1:35 into the video, shows) Last December, India's two big OTT studios, AltBalaji and Zee5 came together to commission a 10 minute cinematic VR live-action film RaginiMMSVR, ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8z4S_Yjaw). I'd directed it. Immersive In-flight entertainment systems are the perfect platform to syndicate such content to, besides fare from DiscoveryVR, the BBC and others. Netflix, AmazonPrimeVideo - what are you waiting for? Business class is calling. What I'd like to see is Facebook India creating an R&D / Immersive Media incubator and spearheading such initiatives. In India one of their big (almost competition free) telcos, RelianceJio has announced giving XR capable headsets under one of their at home; JioFiber tier plans. https://reddit.com/link/f9nltc/video/hysamqj127j41/player
In Young Sheldon in the season 2 finale, the order that The Big Bang Theory characters are shown in the montage is the same order in which they are all introduced in TBBT.
In Episode 1x1, Sheldon shares the opening scene with Leonard, they both then meet Penny. Later in the episode, we meet Raj and Howard. We meet Bernadette in 3x5, and Amy in 3x23. In this scene Young Sheldon, the characters are scene in that order.
Hello one and all, and welcome to Swoldow's Survivor: Exile Island. A new twist has been implemented into the game, where people will have the opportunity to go to Exile Island, but have a chance to live alone and find an immunity idol, which can nullify all votes one gets. Let's meet the 16 people who will go at it for a million dollars! MEET THE CAST: Fuego Tribe:
Adrian "Mrs. Fitchy" Fitchpatrick, 40, Teacher (u/Burbadurb21)
A teacher who felt like she needed a break from all of her crazy students, and decided to test her luck in survivor. Clearly a huge strategic threat, can Mrs. Fitchy outwit the masses?
Ivor "Butch" Butler, 59, School Principal (u/FrieNads)
A wise man who hopes his adaptability to rebellious teens could help him win this game. He pay pave the path for his students, but can he pave his own to a million dollars?
A singer whose YouTube videos have led her to have a huge music career ahead of her. Despite her gullible nature, she hopes her social skills could be more than enough to win.
A sneaky man who has been a superfan of the show since day 1. Wanting to utilize any form of information to his advantage, Ryan believes his victory is achieved by playing dirty and silently.
A lightheaded acrobat who refuses to tell much of her past, but makes up for it in challenge performance. She hopes she can be extremely flexible (figuratively and literally), and play a physical game, while staying respected.
Dominique "Sheldon" Sheldon, 26, Waitress
A cute, nice, but very intelligent girl. She hopes to use her charms to her advantage and win over almost anyone.
A popular dancer with loads of fans. He hopes that survivor will help him step out of his comfort zone and try something new and exciting.
Sammy Abraham, 45, Model
An egotistical man, who plans to lie about his age and win over the women. He is a heartbreaker who uses his looks to his advantage, backstabs anyone who falls for him, and rub it in their faces with malice.
After stepping on a landmine during wartime, Alex thought all hope was lost for him, but after getting a prosthetic leg, he wants to prove that anyone can bounce back from anything and defy all odds. Will his story get people to love him, or will that be just another reason to vote him out?
A motherly figure, despite her age, who had to look after her sister in poverty after her mother left. Being the first person in her family who went to college, she wants to bring her work ethic to survivor.
A country bumpkin who has worked hard and hunted his whole life, despite getting his toes eaten by an alligator at an early age. Mike wants to prove that anyone, even a dumb redneck, could win this game as long as they have a will.
Married into one of the richest families, Sarah is only playing because her children like the show. Even though she doesn't need the money, she just wants to prove herself to her family.
A radical femminist who wants the patriarchy completely abolished, and uses the protests she plans to express her toxic and crazily-stupid ideas on how to make the world completely controlled by women. She hates all men, and they probably hate her too.
A funny and innocent kid who uses his charms to mask the strategic mind behind his bright smile. He has always been an underdog and still hopes to be one, and win as one.
An intelligent girl who isn't afraid to backstab when need be. Coming from a travelling family, she has learned about many cultures and languages, and hopes to use her knowledge during the mental part of challenges.
Scott Turner, 35, Snowboarding Instructor (u/SilverOwl24)
A goofy ski bum who listens to Reggae, smokes, and lives life carefree. He wants to play a great social game, and combined with his physicality, be a huge force to be reckoned with.
THE SEASON:http://brantsteele.net/survivopanama/r.php?c=7yke3az6 Episode 1: Four helicopters drop into the islands of Panama, and 16 contestants eager to win a million dollars exit them. The twist they didn't expect was that they would be divided into teams of 4, but there would be more coming to them. The four tribes are known as the Fuego, Agua, Tierra, and Aire tribes, and the teams are immediately put to the test in a reward challenge. Fuego and Agua were the first two tribes to finish, as Agua seemed to have young, physical players, while Fuego had refined strategists who made a good game-plan. Despite constant fighting in Aire between Helga and the men, they beat the Tierra tribe, who is forced to exile one of their own teammates. Alex was exiled by his tribe, due to them seeing his prosthetic leg, and assuming shelter-building would tire him out, but what they didn't know, was that an immunity idol was hidden on Exile Island somewhere for Alex to find. On Fuego, Butch and Mrs. Fitchy found their commonality, as they both are teachers, and the two become close. Ryan and Snickers also begin to talk, and despite Snickers' charms, Ryan sees Snickers as an ally to use and manipulate down the road, due to seeing her as kind of dumb. At Agua, Sammy immediately gets to work building a majority. Given he didn't want to be seen as a threat, he lied about his modeling occupation, claiming he was a shop manager, and also pretended he was in his early thirties, rather than mid forties, which the girls ate up. As a result, Sheldon and Bernie both fell victim to his charms and decided to both trust him, and potentially align. Both girls talk with Sammy for nearly the whole day, which infuriates Max, who gets in a fight with Sheldon over it. Nothing major happened to Terra, and at Aire, Helga rubbed the tribe the wrong way when she badmouthed about Scott and Kevin to Olivia. On exile, Alex feels hopeless, but he finds the hidden immunity idol, assuming that there must've been something important to do with Exile Island. After he returned from Exile with the idol in his pocket, he lied about what he did for his own safety, and began to socialize. He felt super tight with Mike, and they both shared their stories about the injuries they went through earlier in life, and hoped they could align down the road. At the first immunity challenge, Aire, Agua, and Tierra win the first challenge, sending Fuego to tribal. Mrs. Fitchy and Butch wish to vote for Snickers, due to her being deemed untrustworthy, while Ryan and Snickers wish to vote out Butch, for being the oldest, and worst in challenges out of the four. The votes tie, 2-2, and Butch decides to have a private side conversation with Ryan in the middle of tribal, where he tells Ryan it isn't worth going to rocks for Snickers and he should flip, and if he does, both Butch and Mrs. Fitchy will both let him into their alliance. Ryan agrees that Snickers isn't worth risking rocks for, and changes his vote. Snickers is blindsided in a 2-0 vote, on her very first tribal. She walks away sobbing. Episode 2: The four tribes are told to meet in the challenge area, where the next twist will ensue. The Fuego and Aire tribes have been dissolved, and two new tribes would be selected in schoolyard picks. Sammy and Grace are chosen to be captains, and they both pick tribes where their tribe is in the majority. Sammy leaves out Max from his tribe, since Sheldon told him of their fight, and despite needing numbers, Grace decides not to pick Sarah, as she sees her as lazy and unstrategic. The Agua tribe now has Mrs. Fitchy, Butch, Alex, Grace, Mike, Max, and Olivia, and the Tierra tribe now has Bernie, Sheldon, Sammy, Helga, Kevin, Scott, and Ryan. Butch and Mrs. Fitchy continue their alliance, and the Tierra tribe decides to unite, and a three person alliance with Alex, Mike, and Grace forms. Olivia and Max aren't aligned, and want to shake things up as swing votes. At Tierra, Sammy has a side conversation with Bernie and Sheldon, and the two promise loyalty with him, as the numbers are 3-3 against Aire, with Ryan as the swing vote. Kevin and Scott decide that it is best to stick together, and despite Helga not wanting to work with those degenerate men, she feels like she has to. Tierra wins the next reward challenge, and Ryan gets suspicious of the Agua trio of Sammy, Bernie, and Sheldon. He feels like Sammy is pulling some strings, and can either unite with Aire in blindsiding him, or align with him and use him as a meatshield. Sarah is on Exile Island, and since Alex found the idol, there was nothing hidden for her. Agua pulls out an immunity win, sending Tierra to tribal. Even though they won immunity, Mrs. Fitchy continues to work as hard as she can around camo to make sure the Tierra majority doesn't vote her off. Before tribal, Kevin sees Sammy's alliance forming and doesn't like where this is going, so he goes to Ryan and asks if he could align with them to take out Sammy, labeling their alliance as "Sammy's Angels" as a joke. Helga also realizes how blindly loyal Bernie and Sheldon are to him and gets furious, and has a meltdown over the wretched male-dominant society everyone lives in. Due to her pent up emotions, she starts yelling at Ryan, who was attempting to talk strategy with her, and she told him she doesn't want to work with anyone. Ryan, annoyed, decided it is best to hide behind Sammy as a meatshield and vote out Helga. Helga goes home in a 4-3 vote. She is triggered. Episode 3: Sarah joins Tierra after Helga leaves. Sammy, Bernie, and Sheldon are in complete control over Tierra but that doesn't last long. Determined to stay out of the bottom, Kevin decides to talk with Sheldon and Bernie, painting Sammy as a puppetmaster who is trying to control them. He also added in that he was planning on working with Sarah and Ryan to blindside them. Despite Sheldon being skeptical of Kevin, Bernie believed it, and didn't talk to Sammy the whole day, causing the alliance to dissolve. Sammy knew he would swear his revenge on whoever turned his girls against him, and knew that he either could stir up the pot, or lie about being loyal. Not wanting to ruffle feathers, he decided to lie, and hopefully avoid losing challenges so he could bond with his tribe over their wins. At Agua, Alex knows that those in the minority, being Butch and Mrs. Fitchy are smart, and that they could easily sway anyone on the outs to combat the Tierra majority. As a result, he bonds with Max, and the two formed a pact to protect eachother. Tierra wins reward, and Sammy and Kevin agree it's best to let a Fuego member be out of the loop on exile, so they decide to exile Mrs. Fitchy, who can't find the idol. With Butch completely alone, he decided to bond with Olivia, and she sees him as a father figure. She says she would like to dispose of Alex, the spearhead of the majority, and Butch agrees, so he also tries to talk with Max, who is open to it, but likes Alex. Tierra wins immunity and Agua goes to tribal. Mrs. Fitchy, Butch, and Olivia decide to vote for Alex, but Max decided that it's best to be in the majority if he would want to reunite with the old Agua tribe, so he votes Butch with the Majority. Butch leaves in a 4-3 vote, heartbroken. Episode 4: At Agua, the majority celebrates having three easy votes for the next tribals, but Grace thinks something is up with Alex. She constantly sees him checking his bag for his idol, and thinks something is up. She is caught by Mike trying to look in his bag and the two get into a fight, dissolving the majority alliance. At Tierra, Sammy continues to try and reason with Bernie and Sheldon, who both tell him Kevin was claiming Sammy was plotting against them. Sammy assured them that wouldn't happen, and that Kevin was lying. The two girls decide to agree with him, and target Kevin next, Sammy also starts telling lies about Kevin to Sarah and Ryan. Sarah believes them all, but Ryan takes them with a grain of salt, knowing how much of a liar Sammy is. Agua wins reward, and Max, telling his tribe about Sammy, convinces them he should be the one exiled. The idol isn't hidden so Sammy couldn't find it. Tierra wins their second consecutive immunity, sending Agua back to Tribal Council. Olivia believes the majority is still intact, so she decides it is best to turn on Mrs. Fitchy. Grace wants Mike out for arguing with her, and Mike wants Grace out. Mike decides to tell Alex she was looking in his bag, causing him to be really paranoid, and talk to Max about blindsiding her. Mike gets his way and Grace goes home in a 4-1-1 vote. Episode 5: At Agua, Mrs. Fitchy is mad at Olivia for flipping, and she isolates herself from the tribe as a result. Sammy, after getting back from Exile decides to work Sheldon, and she decides to trust him again, after they begin to bond. Agua wins reward and exiles Ryan, who was logically seen as a swing vote by the other tribe. The idol still isn't hidden as Alex still had it. Tierra wins immunity again, and Agua goes to tribal for their third straight time. Mrs. Fitchy and Olivia see the majority in shambles now, and decide to make up to take out everyone on Tierra. They approach Max who wants to vote for Mike, while the girls want to vote for Alex. They can't come to an agreement, but they wouldn't care, as a tie would likely be forced anyway. Max goes to Alex and tells him their plan, and Alex, despite knowing now would be a good time to play his idol, sees Max as a flipper for even wanting to work with the girls, and decides to vote for him with Mike. At tribal, Alex plays his idol blocking the two votes the girls give him, and Max goes home in a 2-1 vote. Episode 6: At Agua, the tribe is in shock of what Alex just did, and nobody knows how to react. Alex has played the first ever idol in Swoldow's Survivor history. Olivia gets extremely angry her plan didn't work and yells at Alex, which makes Mrs. Fitchy less likely to want to work with her. Mike, meanwhile is proud of Alex. On Tierra, Bernie does more around camp, and Sammy tries to flatter her to regain trust. She decides that she trusts him again, and "Sammy's Angels" is reunited. Scott sees this happening, and doesn't feel very safe, so he talks with Ryan and Sarah to bond with them, in hopes either of them would be down to work with him and Kevin. At immunity, Tierra wins, and is given the option to pick someone from Agua to be immune, but absent from tribal. They pick Alex, who is relieved because he had a huge target on him. Back on Exile, Alex knew that he had to look for an idol and fast, but was unable to find it, as the hiding place was way harder. Mike, Mrs. Fitchy, and Olivia go into a three person tribal, and Mike decides to talk with Mrs. Fitchy, telling her that if she votes out Olivia, him and Alex would have her back. She agrees, and Olivia goes home in a 2-1 vote. Swapped Agua is probably the biggest pre-merge trainwreck of a tribe since Borneo's Vou tribe. Episode 7: The tribes merge, and some players such as Ryan and Mrs. Fitchy, and Mike, Sarah, and Alex united. Despite this, however, Kevin and Scott brought the entire Tierra tribe together, and proposed aligning, and voting out Mike, Alex, and Mrs. Fitchy as their next three votes before splitting into their factions. Ryan, Sammy, Bernie, and Sheldon were fine with this, as it got them farther, while remaining under the radar. The only person who wasn't a fan of this idea was Sarah, who wanted to work with Mike and Alex. After Sammy catches her talking strategy with them, he has a talk with Kevin in which he relays the information, and the two agree Sarah would be next to go after the rest of Agua is voted off. As a result, a new alliance, minus Sarah, is created. Bernie wins the first immunity challenge of the season, and paranoia sets into the majority, given that the merge boot is usually a very important tribal, and fears of turning on eachother weakens the main alliance. Ryan decides to flip, because he doesn't trust Sammy, or Sarah, and decides to vote for the latter, suggesting it to Mrs. Fitchy, Mike, and Alex. The majority decides to vote out Mike, and test Sarah's loyalty. She votes with them, and Mike goes home in a 6-4 vote, shy of the jury. Episode 8: Ryan knows he messed up, and decided to try and make it up to the majority. He promised he wouldn't do it again, and claimed that everyone had to be paranoid, and while Sammy was pissed, Scott had a talk with him and forgave him. Ryan is let back into the group, further proving his social dominance. Alex, Sheldon, and Scott win reward, and they pick Mrs. Fitchy to go to exile to weaken the minority, and for Sammy to go to exile to manipulate her. Sammy works his charms and gets Mrs. Fitchy to tell him all of the dirt on the swapped Agua tribe, including Alex's idol play. After he finds out, and she realizes what she told him, the two have a mad dash around the island and try looking for the idol. Mrs. Fitchy manages to find it, seconds before Sammy arrived at the hiding place, but Sammy knows she has the idol, and is willing to use that knowledge to his advantage. Scott wins the immunity challenge, and Alex thinks he's next on the chopping block. He tries to get to know Bernie, and the two have a long conversation. Sheldon overhears this and tells Sammy about it, and the two plan to break her bond with Alex by voting him out, and securing Bernie's loyalty as a number to them. Meanwhile, Alex tries to convince Bernie to vote for Kevin as a fluke, and tells Ryan and Sarah he plans on blindsiding challenge threat Bernie, and pulling off a big move. The two think about working with him, but after Ryan's flip left him many enemies, he decided it would be best to make amends by sticking with the plan and voting Alex. Bernie also is told by Sammy to vote Alex and she does, sealing the former marine's fate, and making him the first juror in a 7-2 vote. Episode 9: Mrs. Fitchy is completely by herself, and is likely the next person to go home, but she has an idol, and knows she could stay another day. Out of the three main forces in the majority, Kevin, Sammy, and Scott, Mrs. Fitchy believes Sammy has pulled the most strings in the game, and felt like people would listen if she rallied them against Sammy, who has controlled and manipulated both Bernie and Sheldon's votes, and has Ryan and Sarah in his pocket as easy future votes. Sammy, Sheldon, Mrs. Fitchy, and Bernie win reward, and Sammy has a side conversation with Sheldon after they win, where they plan to exile Ryan, so Mrs. Fitchy can't convince him to flip. Ryan is exiled, and since Mrs. Fitchy has the idol, he can't find one. After he gets back, Ryan gets in a fight with Sheldon, and accuses her of manipulating him alongside Sammy for their gains. Sheldon successfully is able to calm him down, but in this chaos, and in an attempt to build a voting block, Mrs. Fitchy goes to Scott and Kevin and tells them now is the perfect time to make a move and blindside Sammy. They agree, but question why she only talked to them. They find out why at tribal, when Mrs. Fitchy plays her idol, negating the 5 votes Sammy had put on her. Sammy, the puppetmaster and villain, has been idoled out and becomes the second juror. Episode 10: Sheldon and Bernie are mad at Kevin and Scott for blindsiding Sammy, as they cant have their Sammy's Angels alliance without... Sammy. Scott and Kevin decide to be free agents and vote for whoever they want, not confined in an alliance anymore. Sheldon and Bernie regain trust in Ryan, and the three know that Mrs. Fitchy is likely going to continue aligning with Scott and Kevin, so they decide that Sarah, the potential swing vote, should be the next person to go, as Sarah has been playing every single side since the merge hit, talking with the old Agua tribe, plus both new factions, and truly was a free agent. Ryan wins reward, and wanting to continually solidify trust with Bernie and Sheldon, he lets the two girls go with them, to make them feel better about their futures in this game despite Sammy's departure. The three pick to exile Sarah, as they have figured out the idols must be coming from Exile Island, and Sarah would be the least likely to find it due to her laziness. Even with their opinions on her, Sarah stumbles across the idol, and feels like she has the power to decide the fate of the next tribal. Scott wins his second immunity, and Sarah tries to make a move and get out Mrs. Fitchy, wanting to solidify trust with her alliance, by telling Ryan about her idol. Ryan is now scared, because he trusts Sarah the least, and decides to tell both Bernie and Kevin that she has the idol. Both factions decide to rejoin to unanimously blindside Sarah and spare Mrs. Fitchy for another day. Despite nobody telling Sarah of the plan, she feels uneasy and paranoid, and convinces herself she is on the bottom of her alliance. She decides to play her idol tonight, and negates a nearly unanimous vote, idoling out Mrs. Fitchy, causing the teacher to be the third juror. Episode 11: Everyone is shocked with what Sarah just did, and everyone believes it is best to target her next, as her unanimous idol play makes her a huge jury threat. Sarah wins reward and brings Kevin and Ryan with her to try and make a majority alliance with the outcasts, and exiles Sheldon as revenge. Sheldon manages to find the idol, however, but plans to hold onto it when and play it when necessary. Sheldon also pulls out an immunity, letting her save her idol for later. Before Tribal, Sarah tries to paint a target on Scott's back to Bernie and Ryan, while Kevin would much rather have Scott in the game than Sarah. The votes between Sarah and Scott tie, and Ryan decides to change his vote, sending Sarah to the jury. Episode 12: The final 5 is Kevin, Ryan, Scott, Bernie, and Sheldon. Both duos of Kevin and Scott, and Bernie and Sheldon want to use Ryan as their swing vote to take out the other duo. Kevin and Scott win reward, and the two decide to exile Ryan, so Bernie and Sheldon can't turn him against them. Ryan feels used by them, and the fact that he couldn't find an idol rubs more salt in the wound. Ryan won immunity, and truly would be the one that controls the vote. He believes that since Kevin and Scott were bigger threats, and that Bernie and Sheldon rode coattails, and played meatshield strategies, Ryan believed playing with Bernie and Sheldon would make him more likely to win. Meanwhile, Scott isolates himself from the tribe, and Kevin is worried. The two can't come to a consensus on who to vote for. Ryan deems Kevin the bigger strategic threat, and Kevin becomes the fifth juror in a 3-1-1 vote. Episode 13: Sheldon wins reward and shares it with Ryan to further solidify their final 3 pact. Bernie and Scott are sent to Exile Island, and can't find the idol, because Bernie has it. Sheldon wins immunity, and cannot play her idol for the rest of the game. Scott, mad at Ryan for siding with the girls, tries to convince Sheldon to vote out Ryan with him as a last ditch effort, but Scott goes home unanimously in a 3-1 vote. Finale: Sheldon wins the final reward challenge, but Ryan wins immunity. Both girls now have to plead their case for who to bring. Ryan assesses his choice solely based off of likeability, and Bernie has been deemed more likeable than Sheldon. Bernie talked with more people on the jury regularly and had a decent social game, while Sheldon shut herself in with whoever she was alligned with. As a result, Ryan votes out Bernie, bringing Sheldon with him to the final 2. At final tribal, Ryan claims that his strategic and social game was what brought him to the end, and he stayed under the radar, despite being on the bottom since the episode 2 swap, managing to stay out of the spotlight for the majority of the game, and evading elimination. Sheldon said her physical and social games were what stood out for her, which was shut down by Kevin and Scott, who reminded the jury Ryan won just as many immunities as she did, and Sheldon's social game was riding Sammy's coattails throughout the merge. Despite making enemies in Sammy, Scott, and Bernie, Ryan Brown is crowned the winner of Swoldow's Survivor: Exile Island, in a 4-3 vote. At the live shows, Mrs. Fitchy is crowned fan favorite for idoling out Sammy, and her overall likeability. Potential All-Stars: Ryan, Sheldon, Bernie, Scott, Kevin, Mrs. Fitchy, Sammy, Alex Potenital Second Chance: Mike, Olivia, Max, Butch Thank you all for another great season! I had a lot of fun writing your amazing characters! See you around next time for Swoldow's Survivor: Guatemala, where 16 castaways and 2 captains will compete for 1,000,000 dollars!
We work as Extras on TV shows, films, commercials, and music videos, while pursuing acting/writing/directing in LA. We've seen some weird shit. We also created a microbudget web series about being an extra, called "Holding"! AMA!
Edit - Wednesday April 3rd - Still a few questions coming in, I'll keep checkin. Being an extra sometimes feels like summer camp, and sometimes feels like jail, and most of the time feels like jail camp. proof: https://imgur.com/a/tgoZ6TV When we say "BG" = "Background" = "Extra" I looked through previous Extras AMA's, and tried to include more info about interesting/weird things we've been through, so it might trigger different sorts of questions. We've worked on sets with Matt Damon, Christian Bale, James Mangold, Hoyte Van Hoytema (Cinematographer), Ben Affleck, David Allen Grier, Maude Apatow, Seann William Scott, Tory Lanez, Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, Alison Brie, Marc Maron, Don Cheadle, Paul Scheer, Penn Badgley, Giovanni Ribisi, Jon Bernthal, Wallace Shawn (inconceivable!), LL Cool J, Dave Grohl, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Anthony Hale, Sydney Sweeney, and a bunch more! TV Shows: Veep, GLOW, NCIS LA, You, Speechless, Lethal Weapon, Single Parents, Strange Angel, The Rookie, Grey's Anatomy, The Kids Are All Right, Fresh Off The Boat, Black Monday, Superstore, Young Sheldon, Sneaky Pete, Ratched (upcoming show about the nurse from "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"), AJ & The Queen (Upcoming RuPaul show), Euphoria (Upcoming HBO high school show), For All Mankind (Upcoming alternate history space race show) Films: Joy (Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper) Ford vs Ferrari, ie Le Mons 66 (upcoming 1966 24 hour Car Racing film with Christian Bale, Matt Damon, Jon Bernthal) Deadwood (continuation of the HBO show) Call of the Wild (Harrison Ford, although I wasn't on set with him...it was a bummer.) Being an extra actually entails a lot of sitting around. On sets in general, production will spend a looong time setting up a shot, then shoot for 5 minutes, then spend 30 minutes or longer to set up the next one. It's apparently worth the studio's time to pay for us to mostly sit, just waiting to be needed. This waiting usually happens in a nondescript room called "Holding". We created an improvised web series about the weird things you end up talking about and doing with other Extras in holding. There's 7 episodes of "Holding" up so far, these two are my faves. They're all super short, under 5 minutes. This was originally kind of a test run, but there's enough silly stuff that I wanted to share it. And yes, we've heard of the show "Extras"! Crystals Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNO-_mS50Ww&t=4s "Needed: Expert Twerkers" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPFw7eZ0jY We get all sorts of weird booking requests. A few weeks ago there was something like: "Looking for men, ages 20-25, willing to be nude, covered head to toe in blue makeup. Must be willing to wear prosthetics, must not be claustrophobic." Weird Things That Came To Mind For Tim (Jared in the web series) to answer questions about *The whole Ford vs Ferrari thing (We did 20 days on set, which is kind of unheard of for BG. Usually it's 1 or 2) *I was once on set where a BG girl got into wardrobe, was brought to set, placed by a PA, and then screamed, started crying, ran into the hallway blubbering "I can't do this-- I can't do this!" Laid down in the hallway (still crying,) and then was escorted away... *On the set of Lethal Weapon, on the rooftop of a club in DTLA, all the background was congregated for a party scene, standing by, waiting to shoot, when a medium sized Fresnel fell from the ceiling! Conking a girl smack on top of her head! She was dazed, and slowly walked up to one of the PAs saying "ummm that light just fell on my head... I think I need to leave... ... ..." *For a Rap Music Video with Tory Lanez, he showed up 7 hours late (for his OWN shoot!!) and when he (finally) arrived, his black SUV swerved into the parking lot at which point he, three BIG body guards, and a French Bulldog exited in the midst of a cloud of marijuana smoke, and then we began to prepare to shoot. For the next couple of hours, my job was to sit at a desk in an office and receive several lap dances from real strippers... Ask us anything about becoming an extra, about the web series we're making, "Holding"!, about pursuing (principal) acting in LA, about how stereotyped BG casting can be, about a musician paying 1200 extras ($100 grand) to pretend to be fans at his concert about the makeup lady being worried she's just drawing dicks on people's faces about pantomiming a conversation for 7(!) minutes straight, about being hit on by the mustache guy about the schizophrenic nature of the LA landscape about the wonder, crazy people you meet in holding and the conversations you have/overhear about background actors creating their own choreographed dance routine in their costumes, about calling in 100 times in a row to get booked for background jobs, about auditions that went very poorly about negative energy crystals bought in Venice, about working in scenes with naked people, about how much you get paid to be naked in a scene (a big ol' naked buttload), about the odd world of 18tly (18 to look younger, where a 26-year-old might be cast as a high school student if they sort of still look kind of young), about working outside at night from 4 PM to 5 AM and driving home through rush hour LA traffic, about the shit that went down in Pomona, about getting scanned by 200 cameras and having 3D models made in our likeness and probably losing pieces of our souls in the process, about how sexy Marc Maron is (He's okay), about working in the desert for a winter scene with real snow melting and soaking our boots while flies and bees swarmed around on the set, about not being fed dinner while we could see across the set that the crew and actors were eating fucking LOBSTER, about being asked to stare into the sun take after take and getting yelled at if we shielded our eyes, about getting into SAG AFTRA (actor's union) just by being an extra (makes no sense but is real), about what living in LA is like, about if Matt Damon has a beautiful full head of hair (he does), about what our inner most hopes and dreams and fears and food allergies are...or whatever else! I may have put altogether too much work into this AMA, but hopefully there's some interest! Lastly, we definitely cannot reveal any information about episodes/shows that haven't aired yet, no story/casting details that aren't already public knowledge. We could get sued for that shit and definitely wouldn't be able to work again. I feel okay talking about things that have happened on sets (not related to the episode), but I'll keep it somewhat vague if needed, ie calling them Blatt Claymon and Flispan Kale. You can ask about them, but it's not like we're hanging out with the stars, ever. Mostly we're just in holding. Cool, ask away!
I really need some buds to talk to(read description to know if we are compatible or not)
Hi!I'm Elena.I'm 16 and I draw a lot and I don't mind having friends far away from me/having a really big time zone difference.I would like friends around my age for safety reasons lmao My Instagram is: https://www.instagram.com/matei.elena17/ where you can see my drawings and chat with me. -MUSIC:I listen mostly to metal/rock but I can enjoy other genres as well.
I listen most often to: KoЯn;Slipknot;My Chemical Romance;Twenty One Pilots,Deftones,Marilyn Manson,Mindless Self Indulgence,Linkin Park,Teen Suicide/American Pleasure Club;Nashimoto Ui(a Vocaloid music producer)
I listen sometimes to:System of a Down;Billie Eilish;Lana Del Rey;Marina And The Diamonds; Melanie Martinez ;Poppy,Grimes,The Neighborhood,XXXTENTACION,Lil Peep,Girl in Red,Nirvana,FIDLAR,Joji,other Japanese vocaloid producers.(definitely many others that I forgot to mention because they just don't pop in my mind right now lol)
-YOUTUBERS: CreepShow Art;D'Angelo Wallace; Piper Sweeney ;Shoe0nHead;Blaire White;Boyinaband; Roomie;READY TO GLARE;Unnatural Vegan;Jaiden Animations; PewDiePie;SuperRaeDizzle;TheOdd1sOut;Draw with Jazza;Pierre XO -GAMES:I'm not heavy on gaming but some games I like/seem interesting to me are:Mortal Kombat;Devil May Cry 5;Detroit Become Human;South Park:The Stick of Truth/The Fractured But Whole and Don't Starve. -SHOWS: South Park(I love South Park,seen all episodes except the movie and the banned ones);The Amazing World of Gumball;Adventure Time;Steven Universe;Star vs the Forces of Evil;Friends; The Nanny; Young Sheldon;The Big Bang Theory.(others that I forgot to mention because they don't pop in my mind right now)
I'm not really good at talking,so perhaps if you are the kind of person that is really passioned about a show/a celebrity you stan/a game or something else really,feel free to talk about it with me and to introduce me to it.I can't 100% guarantee you that I'll watch that show(because I'm simply not in the mood,especially if it's on Netflix-yes,I am that lazy)or a game(because I can't afford to buy it)but if you introduce me very well to it I might give it a try as well.
Are these things written in a particular order?Yes-well kind of,I can always change my mind but pretty much yes,they are from what I like most to what I like least,but I love all them.
Did I forget to mention something?-Absolutely Yes,most likely.
I posted this on multiple subreddits to increase my chances of getting friends.
English is not my first language,sorry if I misspell something.(honestly I misspell shit even on my own language so)
You don't have to like/know all of these things but the more the better.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU OR SEND YOU NUDES OR OTHER CRAP!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU IMMEDIATELY IF IT'S THE CASE.
I really need some buds to talk to(read description to know if we are compatible or not)
Hi!I'm Elena.I'm 16 and I draw a lot and I don't mind having friends far away from me/having a really big time zone difference.I would like friends around my age for safety reasons lmao My Instagram is: https://www.instagram.com/matei.elena17/ where you can see my drawings and chat with me as I prefer Instagram over Reddit. -MUSIC:I listen mostly to metal/rock but I can enjoy other genres as well.
I listen most often to: KoЯn;Slipknot;My Chemical Romance;Twenty One Pilots,Deftones,Marilyn Manson,Mindless Self Indulgence,Linkin Park,Teen Suicide/American Pleasure Club;Nashimoto Ui(a Vocaloid music producer)
I listen sometimes to:System of a Down;Billie Eilish;Lana Del Rey;Marina And The Diamonds; Melanie Martinez ;Poppy,Grimes,The Neighborhood,XXXTENTACION,Lil Peep,Girl in Red,Nirvana,FIDLAR,Joji,other Japanese vocaloid producers.(definitely many others that I forgot to mention because they just don't pop in my mind right now lol)
-YOUTUBERS: CreepShow Art;D'Angelo Wallace; Piper Sweeney ;Shoe0nHead;Blaire White;Boyinaband; Roomie;READY TO GLARE;Unnatural Vegan;Jaiden Animations; PewDiePie;SuperRaeDizzle;TheOdd1sOut;Draw with Jazza;Pierre XO -GAMES:I'm not heavy on gaming but some games I like/seem interesting to me are:Mortal Kombat;Devil May Cry 5;Detroit Become Human;South Park:The Stick of Truth/The Fractured But Whole and Don't Starve. -SHOWS: South Park*(I love South Park,seen all episodes except the movie and the banned ones);The Amazing World of Gumball;Adventure Time;Steven Universe;Star vs the Forces of Evil;Friends; The Nanny; Young Sheldon;The Big Bang Theory.(others that I forgot to mention because they don't pop in my mind right now)*
I'm not really good at talking,so perhaps if you are the kind of person that is really passioned about a show/a celebrity you stan/a game or something else really,feel free to talk about it with me and to introduce me to it.I can't 100% guarantee you that I'll watch that show*(because I'm simply not in the mood,especially if it's on Netflix-yes,I am that lazy)or a game(because I can't afford to buy it)*but if you introduce me very well to it I might give it a try as well.
Are these things written in a particular order?Yes-well kind of,I can always change my mind but pretty much yes,they are from what I like most to what I like least,but I love all them.
Did I forget to mention something?-Absolutely Yes,most likely.
I posted this on multiple subreddits to increase my chances of getting friends.
English is not my first language,sorry if I misspell something.(honestly I misspell shit even on my own language so)
You don't have to like/know all of these things but the more the better.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU OR SEND YOU NUDES OR OTHER CRAP!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU IMMEDIATELY IF IT'S THE CASE.
Edit: I just learned that Adum is getting a lot of flack from his comments about the plot holes video and I wanted to clarify that this post isn't made to try to pathetically criticize him for comments he made for a little more than a minute in an over hour long video. I genuinely am interested in having a conversation about this with others and not creating a debate for petty reasons. In the latest Sardonicast episode when Adum and Alex were talking abut The Meg and how people were saying that the book was better, Adum said that any book can be a New York Times bestseller because so much of it is left up to the reader for interpretation. This implies that books are kind of like outlined thoughts rather than fleshed out stories like films can be, and that books can't capture the definition a movie has to offer. I think it's really easy to say films are superior to books because they came after books and took literary ideas and transformed them into a more accessible medium, but I think literature has as much depth as film has, and that's saying a lot. You can say that a book leaves more up to the imagination, leaving the reader to fill in mediocre details with good ones, but this entirely undermines the art of prose. Prose is essentially the cinematography of writing and is far more important to a book because with bad prose, a book stumbles in engaging the reader and guiding their imagination. It can over explain things and just confuse the reader or it can form the scene through hard hitting, well orchestrated details. Literature isn't just a series of concepts to fill in with your own interpretation. For example, Stephen King's Misery relies on the house that Paul Sheldon is trapped in to tell a compelling story. You can clearly tell that there is a lay out to the house that is intricate in understanding how Annie Wilkes lives and how he can escape. If books just existed in a ambiguous limbo, the story could barely be told because it relies so much on how we understand the house. Stephen King clearly has an idea how the house is laid out, which doors are locked, where the windows are, where Annie Wilkes usually goes to, where the basement is, and so on and doesn't just drop us into a house and say, "This man is trapped in a house. You decide how it is." Now, that may seem like an extreme example, and it really is, but the way the objects are represented in writing is crucial to understanding the laws of the world we and Paul Sheldon are dropped in. By implying that any book can be good based upon the own version a person gives to the story diminishes the author's abilities for telling the story. When I read, I look for consistency with characters, locations, and the plot development because I care for the story being told rather than just saying, "Oh I don't like what that character said, I'll have him say this in my mind instead." We are primarily visual creatures, and film is dedicated to telling stories through this. Books are dedicated to telling stories through words that relate your senses, so it takes talent to be able to engage someone with nothing more than text. I know this whole thing isn't well put together, so if anyone wants me to clarify things on this post or delete it, I am more than willing to do so. I deeply care about literature just as much as I do film, and the two mediums can tell stories that cater to their own strengths and weaknesses, and I think by labeling all books in a blanket statement, it undermines the art. Note: This post isn't a critique on Adum's movie reviewing skills and just a criticism of the concepts he presents in his comments on the Sardonicast episode. I don't believe that Adum believe's all these things that I said in this post and I just think that he didn't give much thought to his comments. I really wouldn't post this if there was a large appreciation for books in the same way for films. Most book reviewers on YouTube boil down into three categories. The first are the people who only review Young Adult books and can't put together a coherent thought about the book other than "I loved this character," or "I love the descriptions." I am sure there are some of these reviewers who are good, but I can't find a single one. These are also the most prevalent book channels. Then there are those with literature majors who state the plot points in the book and have a bullet list of all the things in the book that they want to shove into a literary concept preached by their professor. Then the last group are just all the people obsessed with reading self-help and finance books and hold literature to this God like status of the only source of information when the information can be gained in other ways. People like Your Movie Sucks, Ralph the Movie Maker, I Hate Everything, Quinton Reviews, and Video Game Dunkey have all inspired me to have a critical eye for art and appreciate the merits in the craft. I hardly see this for books, and quality book reviewers are so scarce. This is why I think it's important to voice my opinion because literature isn't consumed like films are video games.
I really need some buds to talk to(read description to know if we are compatible or not)
Hi!I'm Elena.I'm 16 and I draw a lot and I don't mind having friends far away from me/having a really big time zone difference.I would like friends around my age for safety reasons lmao My Instagram is: https://www.instagram.com/matei.elena17/ where you can see my drawings and chat with me as I prefer Instagram over Reddit. -MUSIC:I listen mostly to metal/rock but I can enjoy other genres as well.
I listen most often to: KoЯn;Slipknot;My Chemical Romance;Twenty One Pilots,Deftones,Marilyn Manson,Mindless Self Indulgence,Linkin Park,Teen Suicide/American Pleasure Club;Nashimoto Ui(a Vocaloid music producer)
I listen sometimes to:System of a Down;Billie Eilish;Lana Del Rey;Marina And The Diamonds; Melanie Martinez ;Poppy,Grimes,The Neighborhood,XXXTENTACION,Lil Peep,Girl in Red,Nirvana,FIDLAR,Joji,other Japanese vocaloid producers.(definitely many others that I forgot to mention because they just don't pop in my mind right now lol)
-YOUTUBERS: CreepShow Art;D'Angelo Wallace; Piper Sweeney ;Shoe0nHead;Blaire White;Boyinaband; Roomie;READY TO GLARE;Unnatural Vegan;Jaiden Animations; PewDiePie;SuperRaeDizzle;TheOdd1sOut;Draw with Jazza;Pierre XO -GAMES:I'm not heavy on gaming but some games I like/seem interesting to me are:Mortal Kombat;Devil May Cry 5;Detroit Become Human;South Park:The Stick of Truth/The Fractured But Whole and Don't Starve. -SHOWS: South Park*(I love South Park,seen all episodes except the movie and the banned ones);The Amazing World of Gumball;Adventure Time;Steven Universe;Star vs the Forces of Evil;Friends; The Nanny; Young Sheldon;The Big Bang Theory.(others that I forgot to mention because they don't pop in my mind right now)*
I'm not really good at talking,so perhaps if you are the kind of person that is really passioned about a show/a celebrity you stan/a game or something else really,feel free to talk about it with me and to introduce me to it.I can't 100% guarantee you that I'll watch that show*(because I'm simply not in the mood,especially if it's on Netflix-yes,I am that lazy)or a game(because I can't afford to buy it)*but if you introduce me very well to it I might give it a try as well.
Are these things written in a particular order?Yes-well kind of,I can always change my mind but pretty much yes,they are from what I like most to what I like least,but I love all them.
Did I forget to mention something?-Absolutely Yes,most likely.
I posted this on multiple subreddits to increase my chances of getting friends.
English is not my first language,sorry if I misspell something.(honestly I misspell shit even on my own language so)
You don't have to like/know all of these things but the more the better.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU OR SEND YOU NUDES OR OTHER CRAP!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU IMMEDIATELY IF IT'S THE CASE.
An E1 Short Story - Johnny Sins For President : by @charlesraustin
John Q. Hammer worked at the plastic bag factory in Terre Haute, Indiana. His father was a plasticbagmaker and his father before him. It was hard work to turn all that oil into bags, but someone had to do it. John Q. Hammer liked making each bag by hand. He had the sense that he had accomplished something at the end of each day. He liked too the story of Thaddeus Bag, the man who invented the plastic bag and had opened this very Terre Haute factory at the height of the industrial revolution. Bag’s story was the American story. Most people look at oil and just see a crude disgusting slop. Bag looked at oil and saw a bag. Nobody quite knows where he got the idea, but the market proved it was a good one. Bag’s brand of entrepreneurial genius was exactly what John Q. Hammer loved about America. John’s grandfather suffocated to death at the factory. A bag got stuck on his head and he died. Bagmakers Local 420 fought for more safety regulations after the incident. Their strike was met with violent retribution from Thaddeus Bag and the local police. They won the regulations, though, and they remained in place until 2010, when Governor Thaddeus Bag III swept into office and crushed the union. Now the workers worked more hours for less money. All of them voted for Bag III. He was a tough son of a bitch and he had an 87 percent approval rating. Recently John Q. Hammer was not feeling so good. He was lightheaded and sluggish. He could swear he felt a piece of cancer on his lungs. It might have been from the asbestos factory next door. It was releasing a lot of extra asbestos fumes lately. The plastic bag factory was located at 1 N. Main St. The asbestos factory was at 2 N. Main St. The elementary school was right across the street, and the rest of the street was packed with all the most popular attractions in Terre Haute: the malt shops, the Yankee Candle flagship store, the Grinch cage. It was awful sad that people weren’t feeling so well lately. Every once and again, a politician from the coasts or some far-flung place would sweep through Terre Haute to stage a speech about growth and innovation. Jimmy Carter took the day’s first plastic bag off the conveyor belt and put his peanuts in it. Ronald Reagan made a big show of enjoying Terre Haute’s famous asbestos flavored Jelly Beans. John Q. Hammer liked those days. Now he wasn’t so sure. Today’s politicians had a different idea about growth and innovation than he did. It sounded an awful lot like they wanted to put him out of the job. The fact was, though, that people need asbestos, and they need plastic bags. He thought that it would be better for people to get their asbestos and plastic bags right here from Terre Haute, Indiana rather than, say, one of those foreign places like, you know, Terre Haute, China. The thought of it made him sad. It seemed to be a rebuke to guys like Thaddeus Bag who had made it all happen. Who had made America happen, that is. John Q. Hammer was not a political person but the state of the world had got him thinking an awful lot about politics lately. His health wasn’t so good. His town was a little shabbier every day. He’d had a wife for 20 years but one day she up and left. He didn’t think there was anything a politician could do about that part, but it still hurt. Most politicians seemed out of touch to John Q. Hammer, but there was one politician who started to interest him. His name was Johnny Sins and he was running for president. John Q. Hammer first learned about Johnny Sins in the video XXX Hardcore Big Tits PAWG Fuckfest Creampie Compilation 2018 1080p HD. At the time, he didn’t think much of it. He doesn’t quite recall his reaction to Johnny Sins in the video at the time, but, he figures, it was probably nothing more than “look at the hog on that guy,” or something like that. He recalls seeing Johnny Sins in a few other videos after that, perhaps Busty College Co-Eds Wet Pussy Squirt-a-thon or Horny Lesbian Whores Fuck Teacher’s Big Cock After Class 4K HD. It wasn’t until Johnny Sins declared his candidacy that John Q. Hammer really took notice though. The announcement was a PornHub exclusive. John Q. Hammer had clicked it on accident, but he was glad that he did. The video began with Johnny scrooging down on some tang, as was his way. But this video took an unexpected turn. The camera zoomed out to reveal that Johnny and his partner had been fucking on an oversize copy of the U.S. constitution. When it looked like Johnny was maybe ready to bust a 22-foot roper all over that hallowed parchment, he unexpectedly stopped stroking and spoke directly into the camera. “Politicians have been splooging all over our constitution for a long time now,” he said. “But not me. This is the greatest document in the world. When you fuck for money, it’s important to use some form of protection. It seems to me the constitution could use a little protection too. That’s why, America, I’m running for president. Let me be real with you. I’ve fucked an awful lot of women on camera. Now it’s time for me to go to Washington and Fuck the Politicians.” John Q. Hammer liked the sound of that. Johnny Sins promised to hit the back walls of the Oval Office for the American people. John Q. Hammer wasn’t entirely sure he knew what that meant, but it sounded like a good thing. The campaign was at the back of John Q. Hammer’s mind always, even if he didn’t get involved right away. His day-to-day was pretty much unchanged after the announcement video. He went to work and made bags. He went home and watched sitcoms on CBS. He felt little pangs in his lungs but they always went away eventually. One evening, Johnny Sins made a guest appearance on Young Sheldon. The show’s precocious star was feeling bad about something that happened at school. He was smart, but he wasn’t very cool. He was younger than the other kids and less experienced. There was an incident in the hallway. A jock bully said to Sheldon, “You little bitch, do you even smash?” then took a huge hit of his dragonberry-mango vape and hoverboarded away to get an HJ from a cheerleader. Sheldon was distressed because he knew that he didn’t smash. He didn’t necessarily have a problem with that, but he didn’t want to be made fun of for it either. That was when Johnny Sins showed up. He heard about Sheldon from watching the child prodigy’s science YouTube videos. Science was important, Sins said. He was learning about science even though his YouTube channel—to say nothing of his PornHub channel—had way, way more followers than Sheldon’s. This signalled to John Q. Hammer than Sins was a man of the people. In any case, the episode had a good ending. Johnny Sins taught Sheldon how to smash. He set up Sheldon on a prom date with Kendra Lust. All the other kids were jealous, especially the rude vaping bully. We don’t find out for sure whether Sheldon smashes that night, but we’re led to believe that he does. The episode ended with a PSA from Johnny Sins. He’s running for president, he said. He said that he cared about science and he cared about the youth too. But the politicians in Washington didn’t have a very good track record on science, and they didn’t make it easy on kids either. John Q. Hammer thought it was a great performance and that maybe Johnny Sins was the real deal. It seemed like a lot of other people weren’t taking Johnny seriously, though. When John Q. Hammer first mentioned Johnny Sins to the guys at work, a lot of them pretended like they didn’t know who he was. One guy commented on his big honking donger and prodigious ropers, but that was it. A change started to happen when Johnny Sins delivered the PornHub Keynote Address during halftime of the NFL’s Big Game. He spoke with his wife Kissa at his side. You could see her naked on the internet too. The guys at work really got a kick out of that, and they gradually began following the campaign. It started to seem like Johnny Sins was everywhere. He cut the ribbon at the new Johnny Sins Trade School for Aspiring Pornstars. He posed with French Stewart on the red carpet at the Source Awards. He was the master of ceremonies at the Bud Billiken Parade. He started the August Ames Foundation for Suicide Prevention. Sins was still polling under one percent heading into the first presidential debate, but then he got his first endorsement. It was from Brazzers. John Q. Hammer couldn't recall Brazzers ever having endorsed a candidate before. It seemed like a big deal. Johnny Sins took that momentum into the presidential debate and didn’t look back. He shared the stage with a dozen stuffed suits, most of whom John Q. Hammer wasn’t familiar with. It was the same old B.S. with these candidates. All they did was lie and dodge the questions. They wore their American flag pins on their lapels but it seemed like they were only doing it out of a sense of obligation. John Q. Hammer got the feeling that they didn’t truly love America like he did. The way the politicians avoided straight answers made it seem like they had something to hide. Johnny Sins put it all out there. Any man willing to expose his dinger to the world like he does must not have anything to hide, John Q. Hammer thought. He respected that. He could never imagine himself being like the politicians, but he could sort of imagine being Johnny Sins. He often imagined that while watching his videos, in fact. Even though Sins was one of these L.A. guys, there was something different about him. He wasn’t fake or showy, except for maybe showing off his splendid meatlog. During the debate, Johnny Sins told a story about how he worked six days a week in construction before he became a pornstar. As a tradesman himself, John Q. Hammer really respected that. And it was nice to know that Sins lived in Las Vegas, not Los Angeles. His morals wouldn’t be compromised by coastal elitism there. The debate changed John Q. Hammer. He became a man with a purpose. With a political identity. He was a Sins Guy. Even though his candidate was now polling at only three percent, he knew this was a cause worth fighting for. All around him things were breaking down. He was getting sicker. The Yankee Candle flagship store only introduced three commemorative 4th of July scents, down from seven last year. Even the Grinch was looking a little haggard in his cage. If the politicians had their way, it would all continue on like this. In fact it would get worse. John Q. Hammer began to feel that the health of his town—and the fate of the country—depended on him. Now was the time to put his chips on the table. The next day he would quit his job at the plastic bag factory and withdraw his meager life savings to open a Terre Haute field office for the Johnny Sins campaign. It would be a ratty operation at first, sure, but an honest one. This is what democracy demands of citizens—action taken by the people and for the people. John Q. Hammer had loved his job at the plastic bag factory, but he saw it this way: if the politicians were right, he was going to be out of the job soon anyway. If he was right, Johnny Sins was going to be president and fix things. This was his wager. He would bet on America.
Caution: This article is a long read, and goes in many directions. For the curious mind, it's a lively mindfield to explore and come back again and again. If you prefer poster images, never mind. Some links occur here mostly because they're interesting, and somehow are part of a duality. For me, duality means at least two things which are associated somehow, but considered separately are different. We don't need to count above 2, like say 'polyality' because obviously the idea of divergence, or fork, is able to have many 'tines' or separate paths. (See Tuning Fork, below.) We don't have time to cover every possibility, so let's just stick with 2, the most simple case of multiple. (See Rhizome Philosophy for an interesting alternative to this binary association structure. Also the paragraph titled "Association Schemes" in Exploiting the Pyramid.) We aren't considering pairs of identicals, like dual wheels, two of exactly the same thing, but maybe if there is a small difference, or doubtful meaning between similar things (see dual internal organs under anatomy, below). Sometimes the association between things is not obvious, in which case we better explain, but most dualities are obviously two tined. Let it go at that. Tuning Fork, a synchronous dynamic opposition, and also an acoustic device having a dual nature similar to both stringed eg. Piano and other percussion devices (eg. Glockenspiel. See also disambiguation of similar percussion instruments. Tuning forks have the advantage of needing no containment structure because their duality counter-balances the vibrations. All the other devices have a single resonator for each tone. Dualism (disambiguation index) | wkpd Fake Word Similarities Dual not confused with duel Dual not confused with do all. (Obvious.) Duality expressions flip side double edged sword Janus faced dark side-- bright side balanceequilibriumequation opposites (word list) positive-negative (photography)) bilateral symmetry mirror
Biblical Christianity requires black-and-white thinking because it is dualistic... Mainstream culture refuses to allow any categories because that would mean making distinctions, which ultimately ends in making value judgments. (which is DISCRIMINATION!) For the record, I am in favor of discrimination, not by race, but by behavior record. Discriminating Evolution from Intelligent Design (the flaws clause) 7 min
The historic task of cultural change is to resolve throughout the dominant culture the distortions of rationalist human/nature dualisms that deny our ecological embodiment and membership of the global ecological community.
For (Moses) Hess, the cardinal sin of the Judaic people was to abandon their heritage, while the cardinal objective of his Communism was to persuade all other people to abandon theirs… Communism was the means for achieving Judaic supremacy over the gentiles. The gentiles were fated to be reduced to a faceless, deracinated mass. Capitalism was also capable of producing this effect, through free trade and the unfettered financialization of society, in which the management of money becomes a vast business in itself, and where the highest virtue, after obeisance to Judaism, is profit.
ve’ahavta (“love your neighbor as yourself”) admonition to Goyim for regarding their Jewish neighbors; as for the Jews themselves, haba le-horgecha, hashkem le-horgo (“he who comes to kill you, rise early and kill him first” as told in 3 Little Pigs))
(wolf) attempts to trick third pig out of his (brick) house by asking to meet him at various places, but he is outwitted each time (3rd pig rises early, does the suggested task, and saves himself from being eaten)
Garrett Hardin writes: "The essential characteristic of a tribe is that it should follow a double standard of morality -- one kind of behavior for in-group relations, another for out-group." -Wild Taboo "It is a tragic irony that discrimination has produced a species (homo sapiens) that now proposes to abandon the principle responsible for its rise to greatness."
Competitive Exclusion Principle In the competition for living space and resources between two species (or two groups that occupy the same ecological niche), one will inevitably and inexorably eliminate the other. “In a finite universe – and the organisms of our world know no other – where the total number of organisms of both kinds cannot exceed a certain number… one species will necessarily replace the other species completely if the two species are “complete competitors, i.e., live the same kind of life.”
If your child Masturbates, there are steps you can take to stop the problem. If your child doesn't Masturbate, there are things you can do to prevent it. 1. Remove your child's bedroom door. Privacy is one of the leading causes of Masturbation. 2. Monitor your family's use of the restroom. Not only will this prevent Masturbation, it will prepare your teens for today's workplace, where corporations are stepping up their surveillance of employees' bathroom usage. 3. Kill your television. There is absolutely nothing of value on television. Everyone should be reading their Bibles or working, not watching filth like Baywatch or Star Trek. 4. Control your child's reading material. Screen everything your child brings into the house. Do not allow anything even remotely stimulating. Get up early in the morning and go through the newspaper cutting out all of the pictures in the Underwear ads. Burn them before your teenager wakes up. 5. Be sensible about the music your child listens to. There is hardly any music in existence that is really suitable, because anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in your child's possession must be destroyed, especially if they are by pornographic "Rap" artists such as Garth Brooks, Britney Spears or 'NSync. If you collaborate with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting! 6. Use corporal punishment. Spare the rod and spoil the child! Although outlawed by Socialists in many places, a good, sound thrashing has always been the best cure for the unruly child. 7. Buy and use commercially available Anti-Masturbation devices. You can get one for your Boys by clicking here. President Bush has made it one of the goals of his Faith-Based Initiative to fund private Christian companies to develop an effective anti-Masturbation device for Girls. 8. Understand your child's language. There are dozens of slang terms for Masturbation in use by today's teenagers. You should be familiar with them. Click here for a list. There are many other lists available on the Web. Don't use these slang terms around your children! If you must refer to Masturbation, use the term "Self-Abuse." 9. Scientifically test your children for signs of Masturbation. The same Liberal naysayers who insist we can't build a Missile Shield scoffed until they were bleeding when I revealed that Scientists were hard at work on an aerosol spray that would reveal signs of Masturbation in your children, but it's here! CheckMate scientifically detects a protein Enzyme produced by the male Prostate Gland to reveal traces of semen on clothing, sheets, ceilings, keyboards, etc. It apparently won't detect Masturbation in girls (my Scientific consultants assure me that females have no prostate glands, although the Bible suggests otherwise), but will uncover sexual activity in your daughters by detecting traces of semen in Panties, hair, etc. For additional security, you may easily buy a $10.00 microscope from Toys R Us and a $500.00 centrifuge from Fisher Scientific that will enable you (MALE CHRISTIAN PARENTS ONLY!!!!) to examine your sons' urine for signs of the Sin of Onan. The slightest decline in a boy's Urinary Spermatozoa Count should be met with instant and total humiliation (and hospitalization if possible). 10. Make your daughters grow their fingernails as long as possible. Many Christian parents will measure their daughters' fingernails every week and pay them an allowance based on the combined length. The reason for this is that long fingernails interfere not only with female masturbation, but with Lesbian sexual activity. They will also facilitate the "sniff test" for those of you who use it to monitor your daughter's sexual activities. 11. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way. Why is everyone criticising EA? I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal. ($5 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it). credit @magicboy02 wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol. The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. 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This man once told me that the world will change for me I'm not a sharp tool shed Finger to thumb, stupid BREW "L" form Well, these years, it will not stop According to the rules, and fell to the ground There is no meaning to life Your brain is intelligent, but its heart is dark So many things to see So it happened on the street? You never, never know If the light does not shine Come on, now, you're a star, a game, Hey, now a rock star Hey, listen, question All worth gold and light gold To break the superstar's pattern According to him, a good place is cold Now, wrap, wait But nine preliminary planetary minutes Look at the hole in the satellite images Skating on our thin ice is enough For heating the water, so you can swim My world is on fire. and this? So I do not feel jirueul explain how. If someone asked me, I could unload We have to leave. He also said at some point I use some fuel We can change what Well, these years, it will not stop According to the rules, and fell to the ground There is no meaning to life Your brain is intelligent, but its heart is dark So many things to see So it happened on the street? You never, never know These lights. All worth gold and light gold To break the superstar's pattern when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? holds up gun You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this fucking planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how fucking dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You fucking morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid motherfuckers. There's no such thing as "racism" and that's a FACT. My little boy Justin has a nigger friend in preschool and he is a pure white kid with good Christian blood. Justin plays with that negro every day even though I have read some news stories to him that tells about negro rapists. Justin is a smart nigger loving kid and as a good American father, I'm not going to take his nigger friend away from him. Hope Y'all learn a lesson here and let those niggers be free even though they might rape you but that's just a part of their culture. My best friend and I got married so we could have better health insurance and work benefits. We sometimes give each other brojobs because men need release, you know? Eventually adopted a kid to be our bro. We raise him like our own and we're all really cool with each other. But the other night we were going at each other and our balls touched and he didn't say "no homo". Did I marry a gay guy? o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two.... It's everyday bro with the gas chamber flow, killed 6 million Jews in 12 years, never done before, Passed all the competition man, my boy Stalin is next! I'm gassing all these czechs! Got the brand new Auschwitz! And they met Himmler too, they killin with an MG42! This is the Third Reich bitch who the hell is flippin you? According to one user on /copypasta: I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual. And if this user is also correct: Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay. we can assume that trap on woman would be only ~1% gay, because the 2 percent and 0 percent balance. But to tip the scales, you want to also have as MANY women as possible. With the average penis having a surface area of 175 cm2 and the average fingertip having 4cm2 surface area we can easily get 43 fingers touching one dick, perhaps 44 if we're lucky. So that's .02/45, with .02 being the amount of penis. This being said, 1 trap being touched specifically on the penis by 44 women who are not touching eachother would only be 0.044444444% gay. Minimum gayness has been achieved. A counter argument would be that female masturbation, which contains only 1 woman, would be the least gay. I think those who support this idea forget that masturbation is homosexual incest. So with that being excluded, this is the least gay porn can be. "Rick and Morty"? Only a plebeian worm such as yourself would engage in viewing broadcasts of such a sad and idiotic show. Unlike you low IQ apes, I please my optical sensors with only the finest of entertainment. I'll bet that you're inquiring as to what source of entertainment I am referring to. Although I don't expect you to comprehend it, the television show in question is "Young Sheldon". You see, the humor is vastly superior to that of "Rick and Morty". First of all "Rick and Morty" relies heavily on improvisional comedy, while the intellectual humor of "Young Sheldon" is scripted and well thought out before being presented to an audience. Second of all "Rick and Morty" is extremely unfaithful to its source material (Back to the Future, for you simpletons) while "Young Sheldon" is just as good if not better than watching "The Big Bang Theory". I could go on and on about how "Rick and Morty" is vastly inferior to "Young Sheldon" but I highly doubt that you have the mental capability to process such logic. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pour a glass of brandy whilst I redigest the latest episode of "Young Sheldon" so I can make an entry about it to the "Young Sheldon" wikia. Hopefully, I can forget about ever having the displeasure of interacting with you.Sighs... How tedious. I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom. ay yo what's up #logang today we're going to be heading in the #japanesesuicideforest here in japan, but first of all make sure to smash that like button, share this video, and subscribe for more vlogs like this one right here, also make sure to follow me on twitter, instagram google +, and like my page on facebook and pintrest. before heading in here i just wanna say suicide is not a joke but is that a dead body i'm not fucking with ya'll let's get the camera in there. as you can see this person is dead if you don't want to end up like him make sure you stay subscribed you know he probably ain't have no friends but if your in the #logang you know logan is your best friend haha chilling anyways thanks for watching guys and i won't be monetizing this video but make sure to check out my merch in the description, and dont forget to like share and subscribe and peace out #logang haha Link I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. Here's the thing. You said a "pupper is a doggo." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies puppers, doggos, yappers, and even woofers, I am telling you, specifically, in doggology, no one calls puppers doggos. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "doggo family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Doggodaemous, which includes things from sub woofers to birdos to sharkos (the glub glub kind not the bork bork kind). So your reasoning for calling a pupper a doggo is because random people "call the small yip yip ones doggos?" Let's get penguos and turkos in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A pupper is a pupper and a member of the doggo family. But that's not what you said. You said a pupper is a doggo, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the doggo family doggos, which means you'd call piggos, sluggos, and other species doggos, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? Is this incest? Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes. When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my *, then put it back in. I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse. Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ******** so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay. I miss the old Harambe. Straight from the zoo Harambe. Eating his food Harambe. No attitude Harambe. I hate the new Harambe. Shot by a dude Harambe. The Youtube views Harambe. Up in the news Harambe. I miss the sweet Harambe. Playing with kids Harambe. I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Harambe. See I invented Harambe. It wasnt any Harambes. And now i look and look around and there's no more Harambes. I used to love Harambe. I used to love Harambe. I even had the silverback I thought I was Harambe. What if Harambe made a song about Harambe. Called "I miss the old Harambe", man that would be so Harambe. That's all it was Harambe. We still love Harambe. And I love you like Harambe loves toddlers. So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare My iq is 76 and I am currently failing my degree. Today I was in the bus and suddently I saw this guy watching Rick and Morty. The bus stopped and he got off, but those mere 10 seconds of visuals have left a stunning mark on me. I felt a lot smarter and decided I got to have a medical professional check this out, so the next day I went to get my iq tested again (at the same place that labelled me as "mentally challenged" only one month before). They start showing me weird pictures and ask me to choose which is the next picture in the pattern. After I finish they start uploading my choices on their computer system and they tell me to wait in the lobby. In the ten minutes that I wait I invent string theory and emailed my work to my professor. Then, my results came back and apparently I got all of the questions right. The people running the place say that this never happened before and that their software has crashed when it tried to compute my iq. I have a big grin on my face at this point, when suddenly I get a notification on my phone. It was an email from my professor informing me that the scientific community is impressed with my work on string theory and that I have been nominated for a nobel prize. It turns out the university also decided to award my degree early. I highly suggest you watch Rick and Morty. If 10 seconds of graphics without audio had this effect on me, who knows what might happen if you watch all of the episodes? Perhaps you might even stop being a drain on society. Whenever I feel like cutting, I watch Caillou because doing so is essentially self harm. God I hate it so much, with Caillou always whining and throwing temper tantrums and his parents never giving any fucks because their bald paradise probably has cancer. I've been clean from cutting for nearly 1 month thanks to this show. The scars that Caillou leaves are only visible in my dreams. I literally remember that. Kagney Linn Karter, Bang Bros. The guy instructs her to say "I love you" and she does, a little confused. There was something strangely raw, honest and vulnerable about it: that while this guy has a "dream job" of fucking hot girls all day long, he's still desperately lonely and craves real emotional intimacy. Really made me think while I blew my load all over my fat disgusting belly. Don't even try to insult my content, My content is decent, I have some people with over thousands of subs subscribe to me, And many likes and views on my videos,Don't insult my content at all, If you think it's bad, then I dare you to make something better than it and get 100 subs When a black person calls some white person a cracker it's seen as a naughty joke. But when a white person calls a black person a cotton-picking, bike-stealing degenerate jungle negro who should die as a slave with the rest of his melon-loving ancestors at KFC he's called a racist? Hentai is an even worse form of porn because it is even more unreal, even further removed from reality, even more capable of displaying utterly fucked up and extreme stuff that cannot exist in reality. You know the stuff Im talking about and I dont care if you say you only watch the 'good' kind of hentai. It is poison in the worst form. It is attractive, that is the problem. Down that road lies lonliness and dissatisfaction. You need to let that poison go and find incomparable joys in real life. Luckily they are common. Go feel the sun on your face. Run and feel your body move. You can do it. Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that. "Why are you laughing?" I continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?" It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes I had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like. The song "gucci gang" gave great meaning into my life. Lil pumps lyrics are nothing less of a genuine life lesson. People dont understand lil pumps story behind the lyrics. So i will do a lyric break down. "Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang (gucci gang) Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang (gucci gang)" Lil pump is telling his target audience that his gang is indeed called gucci gang. He says this in order to set the tone for the rest of the song and will show what his gang is all about. "Spend three racks on a new chain (yuh) My bih luh do cocaine, ooh (ooh)" Lil pump is explaining that his gang can in fact afford a chain that is $3,000. Lil pump is being humble and showing that even if he is rich, he will still pay money for a cheap chain. On the line: "my bih luh do cocaine, ooh (ooh)" Lil pump is alluding to the fact that his "bih" is on so much cocaine that she can barely speak which is why he says "bih" and "luh" instead of "bitch" and "love". "I fuh a bih l, i forgot her name (brr, yuh) I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (ooh) Rather go and buy balmains" Lil pump is trying to say that he is not loyal at all and is trying to lower the chance of him getting a real girlfriend ever. All lil pump wants to do is fuck alot of women and try and avoid any std's. "My lean cost more than your rent, ooh (it do)" Lil pump is saying that he is willing to waste a large amount of money for drugs. Showing his more emotional side as he needs these drugs to get over that he failed school. The ad-lib helps the listener under stand that it actually does cost more than your rent. "Me and my grandma take meds, ooh (huh?)" Lil pump again is returning to his emotional side saying that his grandma is in fact a vegetable and she needs meds to survive. This makes lil pump very depressed so he aswell needs to take xanax for his depression. "Fuck your airline fuck your company (fuck it)" Lil pump was kicked off a plane just because he was screaming eskitit and somehow being "obnoxious" on the plane. I still dont know why he was kicked off. The only person that matters in the world is lil pump, who cares if people cant sleep or relax on a 24 hour flight. "They kicked me out the plane off a percocet (brr) Now lil pump flyin' private jet (yuh) Everybody scream, "fuck westjet" (fuck em)" Lil pump is alluding that he was kicked off the plane for using an illegal substance. This is entirely westjets fault. They should have either gave everyone drugs or kicked them all off except lil pump. Thank you for reading and i hope you appreciate lil pumps artistry alot more now. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE My IQ is over 220, and I make all As while I sleep through all my classes. Rancho Cucamonga, California
Young Sheldon Season 4 Episodes. 63 Metascore; 2017; 4 seasons CBS Science, Comedy TVPG Watchlist. Where to Watch. Season 4 Episode Guide Season 4 Season 1 Season 2 Episodes About the programme US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas Every available episode for Season 4 of Young Sheldon on CBS All Access Don't miss any episodes, set your DVR to record Young Sheldon It's 1989 and 9-year-old Sheldon Cooper has skipped four grades to start high school along with his less-intellectual older brother. As he struggles to be understood by his family, classmates and neighbors, his mother arms him with the best tool she can come up with: reminding bullies his dad is the football coach and his brother is YOUNG SHELDON season 4 returns very soon and fans are looking forward to seeing the titular character graduate. How many episodes are in Young Sheldon series 4? All Titles TV Episodes Celebs Companies Watchlist. Sign In. Young Sheldon (2017– ) Episode List. Next Episode (airs 11 Feb. 2021) A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You. Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's For young Sheldon Cooper, it isn't easy growing up in East Texas. Being a once-in-a-generation mind capable of advanced mathematics and science isn't always helpful in a land where church and football are king. And while the vulnerable, gifted and somewhat naïve Sheldon deals with the world, his very normal family must find a way to deal with him. The fourth season of Young Sheldon premiered Thursday, November 5. Production had been delayed due to the pandemic situation. CBS renewed Young Sheldon for a fourth season as part of a two-season deal in 2019. 22 Episodes 2017 - 2018. The first season of "The Big Bang Theory" spinoff "Young Sheldon" introduces Sheldon Cooper (Iain Armitage) as a 9-year-old, the odd one out in a family whose other
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